I have nothing against moms and blonds and anything I joke a bout, they are here for your pleausure.
You probably have heard some of these before, but these are all here so you can use them to your pleasure.
REGULAR JOKES
What do you call a woman with 1 leg?
Ilean *grins*
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Where you left it *evil grin*
What do you get if you cross a Elephant and a Rhino?
HellifIknow
BLOND JOKES
There was a blond driving down the road, when she look out of her window she saw a blond rowing a boat in a corn field. She then stoped the car, and got out and said to the blond,"It's blonds like you that give blond's like me a bad name." Then she added, "If I could swim out there I would Kick your A**."
What do the Easter bunny, Santa Clause, and a Smart Blond Have in common?
They don't exist.
MAMA JOKES
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Yo familly so poor that when I went to your house I accidently step on a lit cigarette bud, and your mama said, "Hey who turned off the heat."
Yo mama so fat that when she went and sat on her swing, she fell through it and said, "Yipee I'm going to china."