I do not have anything against Moms, Blonds, Catholics or anything for that matter. These are just here for you.
WARNING!
THESE JOKES ARE FOR PEOPLE THAT ARE OF THE AGE OF 13 OR HIGHER.
Catholic Jokes
There are a priest and nun ridding in the desert on a camel. Suddenly the camel dies. The nun says to the priest, "You know I have never seen a man naked before." so the priest takes off his clothes and she "explores". THe priest asked the same to the nun, and she also takes of her clothes. The priest then said,"You know if I stick this into the right place, I can make life." THen the nun says,"Well stick this up the camels ass cause we gotta get out of here."
Three couples, an older one, a middle age one, and newly weds, went to a priest asking to join the catholic church. The priest then said to the 3 couples, "To join the church you have saty without sex for 2 weeks." So all the couples go home. THen 2 weeks later
they come back. The priest asks all of them, "So how did you do?" The older couple said, "No problem" the priest accepted them into the church. Then he turned to the middle aged couple, they awnsered,"Well I had to sleep on the couch for the last few days, but we did it." so the priest accepted them. Then he turned to the young couple, he replied, "Well we were doing good, but on the 4th day my wife bent over and I had to have her right then and there." So then the priest said,"Well you know your not welcome into the church." The husband replied,"Ya, well were not welcomed into Home Depot either."
Regular Jokes
A couple were going to go out to eat and they but the dog outside. They headed twoard the cab when the dog got in. The wife told the cab driver that he had to check on his mom. A few minutes later he came back out and said, "sorry I took so long, but the bitch wouldn't come out from under the bed. So I had totake a raquett and hit her till she came out from under the bed, then I had to takle her and haul her sorry ass outside."